Robert White Comedy
‘Hello and welcome to me, Robert White, the only Autistic, gay, dyslexic, cross-lateral, quarter- welsh, webbed-toed, hyper-sensitive, Gluten-intolerant, pseudo-genius, musical comedian there is…. probably!’
‘Hello and welcome to me, Robert White, the only Autistic, gay, dyslexic, cross-lateral, quarter- welsh, webbed-toed, hyper-sensitive, Gluten-intolerant, pseudo-genius, musical comedian there is…. probably!’
New personal message service !
Personal messages, sung or spoken for you !!!!
Robert can provide personal song messages and spoken greetings for birthdays, other occasions or no occasion if required, for friends, family, work colleagues, your local librarian or anyone !
Just email
1. A little bit about what you want to say
2. With some fun facts and info about the person the song is about 3. If you want it clean or if rude words are ok.
4 And state if there is a dated deadline, in the case of birthdays etc.,
to: robertthomaswhite44@gmail.com .
Each video comes prepared bespoke for you only, at a cost of £45 a time. Once your email has been received, you'll get a payment link before the song is made, and then the video will be sent by Wetransfer or Dropbox to you, after payment.
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Here's some examples:
BIRTHDAY REQUEST:
" I wonder if you could help? I'm looking for a birthday video message for my girlfriend. Her name is Jade Hayward and she will be 32 on Wednesday 24th October (we have a party for her on Saturday 20th if it was possible to get it for then??).
Info about her -She is an accountant by trade (an interesting one apparently), Has a long neck like a giraffe (which is a family joke), Comes from Stafford (I know...), thinks she is one of the poshest things to come out of Stafford (Referred to on occasions as Lay Penelope), Dribbles when she sleeps and snores, Cant pronounce her "R"'s, Likes a glass of prosecco or two, And it can contain rude words! Hope you are able to help and that you have enough information here. Thanks, Steve "
ANNIVERSARY REQUEST
"Hi, Could you please do a personalised video message for my husband for our 24th wedding anniversary which is the 22nd September. His name is Julian Maturi, 66yrs. He is originally from Leeds and is a huge Leeds United fan and a member of the Dubai Whites supporters club (we live in Dubai), they're all crazy. Between myself and our 18 year old daughter Lucia (Lu-chee-a, Italian pronunciation) who he adores he claims to be financially rinsed, she plays golf, he's her caddy but gets the sack every week. If there is any more information you require please let me know. Also, we are all making the trip to see you live 26th September at Drury Lane, beyond excited!!! Myself and our daughter are diagnosed adhd (before it was trendy) and yes definitely somewhere on the spectrum too! With best wishes and thanks, Michelle Maturi"
Over my performing career I have collected a huge amount of 70's to 80's vintage items from tanktops, to shoes, to suits, to coats, to all sorts of accessories, and everything and anything in between. The aim of this shop is to reduce down my sizable collection and pass them on to other vintage lovers. There are many hundreds of items to be added so follow for when new things get put on.
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