Robert White Comedy
‘Hello and welcome to me, Robert White, the only Autistic, gay, dyslexic, cross-lateral, quarter- welsh, webbed-toed, hyper-sensitive, Gluten-intolerant, pseudo-genius, musical comedian there is…. probably!’
‘Hello and welcome to me, Robert White, the only Autistic, gay, dyslexic, cross-lateral, quarter- welsh, webbed-toed, hyper-sensitive, Gluten-intolerant, pseudo-genius, musical comedian there is…. probably!’
After studying music and majoring in composition at university – which included writing a symphony – and with a love of musicals and songwriting, Robert has continued to focus in the area of song and script as much as he could whilst his comedy career grew. Firstly as a teacher in writing songs, musicals and scripts for school, and then through comedy in his own work and for others, from sketches, to song commissions to full larger works, Robert continued to grow this area of his creativity, which is really his first love and greatest passion, and over the years he has collaborated on all sorts of undertakings, as well as building up his own work.
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Musical Theatre Agent: jbr@jbragent.com
Ratburger The Musical – from the book By David Walliams
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For production 2025/26 Robert has written the script, lyrics and music for - Ratburger The Musical based on the book by David Walliams. After a successful presentation at the BEAM Mercury Music Development showcase in 2024, and now with a producer on board this is in full swing to make it to the stage soon. Watch out for more News on that!
‘RATBURGER: Oliver and Matilda with a bit of Sweeney Todd in a musical of the brilliantly quirky children’s book Ratburger , By David Walliams, with music and lyrics by Comedian/Composer/Songwriter /Music Teacher Robert White . An award winning comedian and proper funny guy, with smart lyrics and a trained and honed song writing ability, and a music teacher with a real affinity for understanding what makes kids laugh, and the stories they like. We always knew a musical would be along sometime!’
RATBURGER THE MUSICAL
Pablo
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Robert is delighted to be a writer on the next series of Pablo. This kid’s cartoon for CBBC, in collaboration with Crayola, tells the ups and downs in an autistic boy’s life. His woes, worries and wins are portrayed in a charmingly engaging and laugh out loud funny fashion. Using Robert’s experiences from his own autistic life, his time in teaching and bringing his special comic touch, he has created scripts that are smart and hilarious, with maybe with a few twists in the tail.
Look out for it coming soon!
This is my scary spooky story 'Bobby's Record Shop' as appeared on BBC Radio Wales as part of the Machynlleth Comedy Festival, taken from an episode of Spook Town:
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